You're thinking today would start off pretty kick-ass
if Linda Ronstadt appeared in knee-high stripey socks and 70s short shorts
and sang you out of bed with you're no good, you're no good, you're no good
tappin' her gym shoes to the beat
as you shimmy to the shower.
And a perfect close to the day would be
if Tony Bennett appeared in the most elegant tailored tuxedo
and sang The Way You Look Tonight
just for you, to you, as you drift off to sleep.
And the rest of the day, well...
c'mon, does it really matter?